In Utah, little seven-year-old Johnny didn’t want to go to church (that’s right church), so he stole the family car and went for a joy ride. After reaking some havoc, he pulled into a driveway and ran into that house.
He’s too young for the police to arrest, so off he goes back home with a warning to dad to keep his carkeys away from the kiddos.
Now I’m sitting here wondering if church is really that bad or if the kid is just a ring-taled-tooter. Will the social workers show up? Do they need to intervene? Really bizarre that there is no more comment in the story . . .
